WOMEN

1) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’

2) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

3) The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

4) Women don’t need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

5) Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.

6) When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a few seconds, she is not fine.

7) If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

8) It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.

9) Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you “just don’t understand”.

10) Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

11) Women do not know anything about cars. “Oil-stick, oil doesn’t stick?”

12) Women are insecure about their weight, butt and breast sizes.

13) Men can never catch women checking out other men, women will always catch men checking out other women.

~THIS IS SOOOO TRUE..

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